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Idk what happened, things broke, images broke, I've never used HTML before, it was a mess. I've decided to do something else now. This section is now dedicated to out of context things I say. Whenever I said something weird in the past, I wrote it down. I don't really do that anymore, though. I do not remember the context for any of these. This is as confusing to me as it is to you. Here they are, enjoy. (WORK IN PROGRESS)

• "I'm trying to think of an animatic for this song, but all I can think of is blood"
• "Imagine someone doesn't like you very much and as a result they turn into a giant puppet and try to beat you to death with telephones" (okay I know the context for this one, deltarune)
• "I don't know, it just sems like a very dumbfuck song to me"
• "The only reason she was here was to lift our spirits, be a nice old lady, and maybe do some space knitting, I dunno. And we sent her in to die. What is wrong with us"
• "I wonder how many people say that the Parappa the Rapper 2 awful instrumental for the song 'hair scare' is their gender"
• "I cannot see the purple guy ever having sex"
• "Family guy death pose'd his ass"
• "You have a phone and you're eight and a half? When I was your age I had autism"
• "Diversity win! The potato bread is trans"
• "Hey guys, I'm passing away, and you're watching Disney Channel"
• "I'm gonna FLABBERGAST YOU. VIOLENTLY"
• "Poops your pants. purposefully"
• "Is this scene implying that we're gonna have sex with the bucket"
• "She's like the poster child for committing die"
• "That's the queer experience right there. You're gay in the garfield dark ride"
• "I'm glad the mcdonald's anime has lesbians"
• "If for whatever reason I'm in a mood, any mood, positive or negative, just show me 'I'm the boss california' and I'll be lying on my side giggling and rolling back and forth for at least ten minutes, giving you enough time to escape"
• "Another one of my favorite images is Patrick getting hunted down by the White Woman" link to aformentioned image (I FOUND OUT HOW TO INSERT IMAGES WOOOOO!!!)
• "My autism is not affecting the smell of this wood"
• "It's a giant wooden statue where you push people inside and burn them to death, and their immediate reaction was, 'oh, just like spongebob squarepants'"
• "Why would you wanna buy a house if you have 90 pounds of raisins?"
• "That's what happens when you go to walmart, your evil self doubts, like, fucking absorb you"
• "Man gets slapped so hard that he sees the Minecraft death screen when he passes out, and the text says 'you've been killed by God'"
• "What does an interstellar rave have to do with perfume"
• "I don't think Timmy Turner know that gay people exist"
• "You sound like you wanna steal my soul and are also a sandcastle"
• "I don't have street smarts, I just have smarts, and even then I'm running low"
• "I'm like, 'please Lord, give me some guidance,' and the Lord does nothing but provide me with a box of bandages. I'm ecstatic, I say 'thank you Lord!' and then I eat one"